Get your fingers off my latte!

I am starting to see an alarming trend here...See, before those opposed to more traditional conservative views were taunted because of their granola eating habits or Birkenstock clad feet. And if they were really extreme you could brand them as Chomsky-reading leftist elitist. I really didn't care, because, being more of a Rice Crispies girl myself, I'm not that big on granola, my tootsies look nicer in Reef's and Chomsky is a dork.

However lately, my beloved latte has been branded as being, well, a liberal mascot.

Even with a frothy steamed milk mustache, I can stand right of center.

I implore you, my latte did nothing wrong. It is completely apolitical. Please leave it alone, and don't drag it into a battle it doesn't want to fight.