A friend forwarded me this marvelous joke
My plan to save the bankrupt Airlines.........
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the! alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing nakedwomen.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the! alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing nakedwomen.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
posted by CaliValleyGirl at 10:08 PM
3 Comments:
Funny :)
Too Funny!
But I still think airlines should have family planes where our kids could play and not worry about pissing of the guy sitting two inches to our right :)
Don't they already have a Hooters airline?!
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