Thursday, May 12, 2005

Those pesky drug tests

Okay, this may be in poor taste, but it's oooooh so funny.

Toni has this story about a pro-athelete caught trying to foil a drug test by using The Original Whizzinator:

The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

And yes...there are pictures.

Be sure to check out the testimonials page, too. There's an interesting battle going on there between satisfied customers and people who think they are losers.

My favorite part of the site is the disclaimer at the bottom:
The Whizzinator is to be used in accordance with all Federal, State and Local laws. The Whizzinator is not a medical device.

The question begs: What Federal, State and Local laws are there in regards to using prosthetic penises?

6 Comments:

Blogger Sminklemeyer said...

there are no regs on a fake penis. but, the nfl is looking into this case, because he's tested hot several times and of course, that's against the rules. this is a sports discussion, and i'm not sure if you could keep up, so i'll just say the dude is in trouble, and not by the united states.

5:41 PM  
Blogger CaliValleyGirl said...

Okay...got it...I'll just keep to non-sports related fake penis issues...;-)

5:43 PM  
Blogger FlyGuyTiliDie said...

I just checked and they don't make them in a size big enough.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Jake said...

At least now guys are stuffing their pants with some sort of purpose.

8:38 PM  
Blogger katiedid said...

I'm wondering just how there would be confusion as to it's medical uses that there would be the need for a disclaimer. And I'm weirdly disappointed they don't sell a limited edition Boogie Nights model.

2:45 AM  
Blogger Toni said...

But it was for "a friend" so he shouldn't be in any trouble. And uh Fly Guy - where exactly do you live? ;)

2:47 AM  

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